Bitch, I’m watching MADONNA
PROCESSIONAL CROSSES go stomping in the hands of half-naked men. Nuns with a habit shortage swing on poles, exposing fluttering muscular thighs wrapped with a lace band. The star, Madonna, reveals herself in these 30-second teasers for the Rebel Heart Tour no more beyond 00:10 and 00:12. As elusive as divine apparitions, her minimal exposure…