Can you imagine listening to Katy Perry music 30 years from now?
I mean, seriously. Take a few moments of quiet reflection to think about that prospect.
What a terrible, bleak futurescape.
Like, do you think “I Kissed a Girl” is even going to make it onto the oldies station of tomorrow?
Will we even still have radio stations by the time any of this is worth considering?
So many questions. So little Katy Perry, hopefully, in the next few decades.
Now spend some time thinking about Madonna, if you would. Much better, right?